antara KL dan Putrajaya

ini analogi kawan aku:

"aku suka KL..biarpun orang kata KL sesak, jam, bohsia, rempitan dan PATI. aku tetap suka."
Aku diam. Terus aku fikir apa yang aku tak nampak pada KL selain apa yang kawan aku cakap.

Laju dia menambah "Aku memandang KL sepertinya seorang lelaki sepertinya putrajaya juga. Putrajaya indah seperti abang2 hensem..metrosekual..kadang macam abang abang ustat."

Lekas aku terbayang, macam ustat? Tang mana? Goatie ke..sama macam Putrajaya? Agaknya kubah kot?

sebelum sempat aku mengomel dia sambung lagi "KL offers many sides..seperti seorang lelaki yang tidak handsome tapi ada banyak cerita terkandung dalamnya dadanya"

"agaknya lelaki tak hesnem tu macam mana? Buruk?" Tanya aku.

"bukan la..macam abang abang melayu kampung, tak hensem tapi sweet..tak jemu mata memandang." Jawabnya bingkas.

Otak aku terus melayang mencari imej lelaki kampung.
"bukan yang metrosex tau." kata kawan aku memberi panduan.
"macam mana?"aku tanya.

"macam zul zuhaimi..ala yang dalam rempit tu." jawab dia.

"farid kamil?"

"bukan zul zuhaimi.muka abang abang melayu" tegasnya.

aku angguk perlahan.semacam tahu."jadi KL ni macam abang abang melayu?"

"iya..kau tengok..kl bila pagi..jalan jammed..bingit la..orang berpusu pusu. malam ok..keta tak banyak. nyaman." kemudian dia tambah lagi "ko tengok choket..cam syia..busuk..low class tapi bila kau pergi pavilion..klcc..midvalley..bangsar..ada kelass. macam aku cakap Kl ada banyak sides. seperti seorang lelaki matang..ada banyak sides. ada sedih ada ceria ada hina ada sejarah ada segala gala seperti mana yang aku mahu dari sorang lelaki. ada cerita terkandung dalam dada bidangnya. dan pada dada itu aku mahu tidur"

Aku tak terkata apa. sambil mengangguk aku terus memikirkan. kalau Putrajaya lelaki hensem. KL abang abang melayu. "Cyberjaya macam mana?"

"cam perempuan monopos" jawab kawan aku. aku lagi tak faham tapi riak aku, buat buat faham. sebab jam dah pukul 6.00 aku nak balik.

islam itu bukan mudah

dont hentam me..dont hate me..its not my opinion.but i stand tall behind it.

during my student years. in one of the classes i attended..my ustaz said: islam is not an easy religion..yes its flexible..but its not easy. islam susah..bukan senang." u kena sembahyang ikut masa, puasa, haji.soal ibadah yang lain..dosa pahala. think about it.if you commit wrong doing, you got sin/hell if u commit good then theres heaven for you"

Most of us in the lecture theater turns to each other with jar dropping faces.whispers started .some budak sekolah agama tarik muka. i remained calm as deep blue sea untouchable. because i know there should be a strong and logical reasoning behinds those Muslim-not-be-touched topic. funny..theres a taboo such as that.

Ustaz started by "to be or become an army is not easy, first step : you have to make sure that u WANT to be an army, you WANT to join the army. then u went to the physical and other necessary tests. later on the authority sent you to the camp and undergo for more training and learning. basically you adapted the army's life. all the protocols and all the routines. however there are some lucky people was born as army, all the have to do is to practice all the routines.

"if an army break any rules although a simple stupid rule as stated in the army books of rules, he shall be punished. if he's being good, there's a reward. life is about balance yin and yang." ustaz said.

later he add "life as an army is not easy, there are routines that you have to follow everyday every minutes. you have to wake up early in the morning and perform the morning parade then continue the day with parades, chores and so on. having said that you can only 'escape' all those routines if you're not feeling well then you have to repeat all those chores and routines all again.devotedly.yes devotedly."

then he added " if you can makan bola minum bola tido bola, so can and shall the army too" the whole class laughed uneasily.

i don't think i have to continue my story here as i assumed that you guys get it. at the end of the class i asked my ustaz.." can i quit from be an army?" the answer is "yes.. person can't force another person to join the army, because it is about the quality. so what if there's only a platoon than having a battalions of non-quality armies." then i ask again"will the army kill me if i quit?"
"NO" he said before added "not if you become a threat to them".